hot take: the second slice of toast is always worse
you are not hungry anymore. the novelty is gone. the butter situation has stabilised. and yet you commit, every time, because you put two slices in like an idiot with a plan.
anyway. one slice. be free.
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I have counted. Over eleven breakfasts, slice two was rated lower nine times. Sample of one person, obviously self-reported, so treat it with the contempt it deserves.
The second slice is not for hunger. It is for the version of you from four minutes ago who was very hungry and made promises.